of upcoming/in theatres movies you have to see:
Jackass 3D - if you don't like Jackass, you're a filthy Apple-loving hipster. Plus it's only like an extra $1.50 for the 3D glasses, you cheapskate.
Legend of the Guardians - fucking amazing CG movie with glorious grafics. If you're an idiot, CG means 'Computer Generated'. If you're American, that means it's animated.
Paranormal Activity 2 - take someone with you to this movie, I guarantee they will be all up in your face hugging you and shit, it's THAT scary. pussy.
RED - it has Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman in it. what is it about? fuck you, it has Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman in it.